Handbags and Gladrags

I'm moving to the UK immediately. Seriously. I'm not joking. Windsor in specific. I'm staying with the Queen in her castle (it's her favorite weekend home) and then I'll study at Eton College (despite the fact it's an all-boys college and highly famous people like George Orwell/Prince Harry & Edward/Ian Flemming went there) and plus it's only thirty minutes away from London. I think I'm in love. The air is clean, it's extremely beautiful because the town was build in the 1400s or something crazy like that, and there is thai everywhere! and it's delicious!!!!

Did I mention that Slough is the only stop between Windsor and London? As in the Slough from the Office BBC? 'Nuff said.